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The Boarding-House

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Turtle Trailer Court

Bad Interview Technique

"We have a favor to ask."

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

"It's marzipan pigs."

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

'I hope I'm not intruding...'

'It's true! Our clothes, the curtains, the carpeting in the waiting room... they're all made out of recycled dental floss!'

'You're not what we hand in mind when we advertised for a new organist.'

"Precisely what do you find so provocative about me, Mr Golcz?"

"Mmm... not sure about these new high-rises..."

"Well, all your tests came back normal. There's just something wrong with that."

Bikini Between Buildings

'Better than looking at four walls is here.'

"To enforce social distancing we erected walls between booths and then we added windows to protect the staff and private bathrooms to keep our facilities sanitary. We kind of kept going from there and our whole staff caught Covid anyway but now we've built some pretty decent affordable housing."

'Geesh! Didn't your mom ever tell you to put on clean underwear in case you get in an accident?!'

'Anyone can arrange a blind date, only truly great ones can arrange a whole relationship.'

'It's a guest tooth brush!!! You're not the only guest we've ever had, Dale!'

'You mean a vegan isn't the same thing as a witch?'

"It's bad enough when someone give you a card who you didn't... but worse when it's a musical card!"

'Of course I remember you. You're Parker, the best man from the financial forecast department. Why do you ask?'

"Hell, I'm from the dating agency. Can I move in with you."

The Denouement is Nigh!

"I'm sorry, Mr. Jenkins doesn't like you."

"Hold the elevator!"

"It's the people downstairs complaining about the noise again."

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

Man in lift thinking 'Please get stuck' as woman thinks 'Please don't get stuck.'

'Hello?...Tes, hello Dr. Stein... mm hmm...I see...how contagious?'

'I'm sorry to be the one to tell you, Mrs Smith, but your son wasn't only not wearing clean underwear, he had NO underwear period!'

"You hate to see this kind of thing."

"She's in the bathroom, enjoying our new Japanese toilet."

"That's an unusual, orange jumpsuit!"