Finding A New Home Pillows

'Do you have a house for under £70 a week? Yes and I intend to continue living there.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Let's get organized

Domestic Superheroes!!

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

LAY ZEE FUK

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Lady of the Cake.

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

The wonderful world of cheese.

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

Gardener

Allotment

Second hand furniture.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"And this is our media room."

Beach Barbecue

Rose Garden

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"Man's best friends."