Loss Of Farm Gifts

'You lost your home and farm. Do you want to talk about it?

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Very Difficult Conversations

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"I know. I miss him, too."

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

A Palindrome Cow.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

Horse Clean-up

Cage-free eggs.

Ham-Dram

Broken Heart

Rooster

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

"....one minute I'm there - chewing the cud - the next, I get this urge to lead!"

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

"Daddy says he got the promotion: We'll be able to afford to move to greener pastures!"

Pickles the Clown: Son of Bonzo and Gwen. A Pro to the End.

"This next one is for Lucy, my huge dead goldfish."

Maternity ward on the farm.

"He had a full two weeks."

Dog Statue

Scrooge McCow

''On behalf of my colleagues I wanted to let you know that we are all crying inside.''

"He was the finest bluesman I knew..."

"Actually, these are more valuable than the golden ones now."

"It's just till I get over our dog running away."

A grave with an array of beauty products

"I lost everything-the business, the house, the landscape."

"Dear, I'd like you to meet the Holsteins."