Facing Bankruptcy Gifts

'I know you want financial certainty for your business. Here it is, your business is certain to fail.'

'Give me the bill, it's a business expense.'

'Of course our finances are good ... hey, a bent but still usable staple.'

'Listen... that sound... we're scraping the bottom of the barrel.'

'How to survive chapter 11.'

EFFICIENCY EXPERT, 'You should sell thd whole business and go on welfare.'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

"We've tried everything else."

"Well, the first reactions to the terrible truth are anger and sadness, but now it's time to act like men!"

"Your business doesn't quite need forensic accounting, but hospice accounting might be in order."

Bankrupt Businessmen's Lunch. Special Of The Day: Leftovers.

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

'Our company has hit an iceberg and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

Paper Profits Break Glass In Case of Emergency.

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

Peter

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

Wanna talk about it?

Joint Ventures!

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

'Nonsense, Harry, it's my treat. I'm filing for bankruptcy tomorrow.'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

Attorney At Law: Today's special - Bankruptcy and Divorce. Two for the price of one.

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'How dare you accuse me of sinking this company?'

'Cards for all occasions: takeover, buyouts, mergers, flotation, bankruptcy.'

'What a wonderful day to declare chapter 13!'

"You can huff and puff all you want. The house is foreclosed and belongs to the bank."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

Your start-up team

"Good morning - I'm from your bank. We'd like our house back please!"

"Can I dress business casual even though I lost our business?"