Avoiding Bankruptcy Gifts

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

"Insolvency isn't the end of the world. That comes next year."

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

'Our company has hit an iceberg and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

Paper Profits Break Glass In Case of Emergency.

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

Joint Ventures!

"Your company folded – that doesn't mean you have to."

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

'Nonsense, Harry, it's my treat. I'm filing for bankruptcy tomorrow.'

Attorney At Law: Today's special - Bankruptcy and Divorce. Two for the price of one.

'How dare you accuse me of sinking this company?'

'Cards for all occasions: takeover, buyouts, mergers, flotation, bankruptcy.'

'What a wonderful day to declare chapter 13!'

"Well, the first reactions to the terrible truth are anger and sadness, but now it's time to act like men!"

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"Can I dress business casual even though I lost our business?"

Your start-up team

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

'Let me tell you why I'm here...'

'Are you sure this isn't the point in which we should stop following the invisible hand of the marketplace?'

'Here we stopped workers taking home pens.'

'As your friend, I'd advise you to leave the country. As your accountant, I advise you to file for bankruptcy.'

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

'Of course you're a failure! Look at you - seventy-two and you've never had a mid-life crisis!'

'Considering my student debt, I felt it prudent to specialize in bankruptcy law,'

"After the crash I wanted to shoot myself... but I could not afford the bullet."

'Sometimes I wish Daddy wasn't a bankruptcy lawyer. No matter what book he reads to me, he's only interested in chapter 11.'

'The only way you can become a millionaire by investing in savings accounts, is to invest millions in savings accounts.'

'What do you buy the man who has lost everything?'

'Here's where we went wrong - you applied for chapter 11, but you only qualify for chapter 6!'