Considering Bankruptcy Gifts

Paper Profits Break Glass In Case of Emergency.

'I sympathize, but you can't file for mortgage forclosure. It has to be bankruptcy.'

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

'Our company has hit an iceberg and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

Joint Ventures!

'Nonsense, Harry, it's my treat. I'm filing for bankruptcy tomorrow.'

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

Attorney At Law: Today's special - Bankruptcy and Divorce. Two for the price of one.

'How dare you accuse me of sinking this company?'

'Cards for all occasions: takeover, buyouts, mergers, flotation, bankruptcy.'

'What a wonderful day to declare chapter 13!'

'Difficulty getting started in the morning, stalling, various leaks, gas fumes...at this point Mrs Johnson, I'd recommend getting a new husband!'

"Can I dress business casual even though I lost our business?"

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

"Well, the first reactions to the terrible truth are anger and sadness, but now it's time to act like men!"

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'I'm thinking about laser eye surgery.'

Your start-up team

'Let me tell you why I'm here...'

'Are you sure this isn't the point in which we should stop following the invisible hand of the marketplace?'

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

'As your friend, I'd advise you to leave the country. As your accountant, I advise you to file for bankruptcy.'

'Considering my student debt, I felt it prudent to specialize in bankruptcy law,'

"After the crash I wanted to shoot myself... but I could not afford the bullet."

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

'Sometimes I wish Daddy wasn't a bankruptcy lawyer. No matter what book he reads to me, he's only interested in chapter 11.'

'What do you buy the man who has lost everything?'

'Here's where we went wrong - you applied for chapter 11, but you only qualify for chapter 6!'