Declaring Bankruptcy Gifts

"I just need to borrow enough money to pay my bankruptcy lawyers."

'Cards for all occasions: takeover, buyouts, mergers, flotation, bankruptcy.'

'What a wonderful day to declare chapter 13!'

BANKRUPTCY COURT, 'You mean that's it? -- I don't even get a complimentary ball-point pen?'

"You're in luck. The bankruptcy court is next door."

Bankruptcy court

'Six kids in college! Laid off from work! Installment payments due 7 days a week...and our lawyer keeps saying 'Not Yet, Not Yet!''

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'You'll be able to lead a normal life after the operation -- except, of course, for your enormous medical bills.'

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

'Our company has hit an iceberg and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

Paper Profits Break Glass In Case of Emergency.

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

Joint Ventures!

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

'Nonsense, Harry, it's my treat. I'm filing for bankruptcy tomorrow.'

Attorney At Law: Today's special - Bankruptcy and Divorce. Two for the price of one.

'How dare you accuse me of sinking this company?'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

"Well, the first reactions to the terrible truth are anger and sadness, but now it's time to act like men!"

Your start-up team

"Can I dress business casual even though I lost our business?"

'Let me tell you why I'm here...'

'Are you sure this isn't the point in which we should stop following the invisible hand of the marketplace?'

'Considering my student debt, I felt it prudent to specialize in bankruptcy law,'

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

"After the crash I wanted to shoot myself... but I could not afford the bullet."

'As your friend, I'd advise you to leave the country. As your accountant, I advise you to file for bankruptcy.'

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

'Sometimes I wish Daddy wasn't a bankruptcy lawyer. No matter what book he reads to me, he's only interested in chapter 11.'

'What do you buy the man who has lost everything?'