Company Bankruptcy Gifts

'The joke's on the Chinese. They built a new factory to get our jobs but mismanagement here killed the company!'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'You'll be able to lead a normal life after the operation -- except, of course, for your enormous medical bills.'

'Our company has hit an iceberg and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

"We're still the same, great company we've always been, only we've ceased to exist."

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

Attorney At Law: Today's special - Bankruptcy and Divorce. Two for the price of one.

'Cards for all occasions: takeover, buyouts, mergers, flotation, bankruptcy.'

'What a wonderful day to declare chapter 13!'

"Well, the first reactions to the terrible truth are anger and sadness, but now it's time to act like men!"

"Can I dress business casual even though I lost our business?"

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

'Are you sure this isn't the point in which we should stop following the invisible hand of the marketplace?'

"The worst thing about selling 51 percent of my company is that I can't walk around like I own the place."

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

"After the crash I wanted to shoot myself... but I could not afford the bullet."

'As your friend, I'd advise you to leave the country. As your accountant, I advise you to file for bankruptcy.'

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

'And here is the effect spiraling energy costs, reduced consumer confidence and limited access to credit is having on our company.'

'What do you buy the man who has lost everything?'

'Will that be on your store charge?'

"Hi! I am on the rails!"

"I lost everything-the business, the house, the landscape."

'I'm worried - she insisted on closing every one of her accounts while she waited...'

"The 'Condolences on you Bankruptcy' cards are over there and the 'Congratulations on Your Tax Rebate' cards are on aisle 5. . ."

Factory closed. The 1st CEO got most of it, as a bonus, when we fired him. Ditto, the 2nd CEO, and the last CEO got what was left.

'Your call would have been important to us before we went out of business.'

'Stocks rose on news that high unemployment is increasing consumption of booze, cigarettes, and fees for divorce counseling, therapy, and bankruptcies.'

"I had the financial world by the tail. Then it got diarrhea."

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

"I just knew we had something in common: me, a vulture and you, auditing Carillion."

'How much are you currently worth? Good question, let's see. You mean, aside from the sentimental value?'

In case of insolvency break glass.

'In school red ink is bad, just like with Daddy's failed start-up.'