Company Financial Distress Gifts

"Begging or stealing are better options than borrowing right now."

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

'Our company has hit an iceberg and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

Peter

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

Wanna talk about it?

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

"Bad news, sir. The public isn't buying our new Pork Ala King."

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

"I'm gonna ride it out!"

"Actually, this is where there was a slight earth tremor."

"Your assets will be frozen? Oh, boy, is it going to snow?"

Sad businessman with sinking profits

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

'We don't have a mission statement. We have a survival plan.'

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

'And here is the effect spiraling energy costs, reduced consumer confidence and limited access to credit is having on our company.'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

'Your 401 (K) went down the drain, but if it's any consolation, you can keep the commemorative cup.'

Trade School. Going to trade school after our real estate business collapsed was a good idea! These days it's all about "vocation, vocation, vocation"!

'How dare you suggest that I'm running this plant into the ground.'

"I'm sorry, Ma, but we're forced to sell the art collection."

"Does anyone have a Plan B?"

Moving. Mortgage payments bankrupted them. I guess "housebroken" means something different in their case.

'Crisis'

'That's because they won't let you die until you pay your student loans.'

No Money

"Your money is no longer working for you. It got laid off."

'Remember you asked me to turn around the business!'

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

"Unfortunately, my holding on to tech-stocks was faith-based."