Facing A Company Crisis Gifts

Stress Relief for CEOs

Annual profits,

'Our company has hit an iceberg and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

Paper Profits Break Glass In Case of Emergency.

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

Sinking sales

'Of course I put the children first! Look how much I pay their nanny.'

"Actually, this is where there was a slight earth tremor."

Fermeture des restaurants: la résistance s'organise

"Well, the first reactions to the terrible truth are anger and sadness, but now it's time to act like men!"

'I re-invested what was left of my 401K into returnable pop cans. I figure by the time I retire I should have about three dollars.'

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

Life on Earth - Why bother?

'We could use a little sales magic.'

"The company is in deep water? Why do you think so?"

'And here is the effect spiraling energy costs, reduced consumer confidence and limited access to credit is having on our company.'

"Dad's having problems at his business. He's been with lawyers, CPAs and financial consultants all day."

"Apparently you mistook my laugh of derision for a smile of approval."

'Still no bailout for us, sir, but don't give up hope!'

'That leaves plan 'B' - absconding with the remaining funds.'

"Begging or stealing are better options than borrowing right now."

'The good news is the airline was trying to skimp on fuel, and no terrorists were involved.'t

'The saying goes, 'You Win Some and Lose Some'...so why do we never, never win and lose so very, very soon?!'

"By God, we'll pull out of this mess or I'm not Otto Von Bismark."

Robert Macaire having lost his company's money

'You can't jump, Mr. Kramer...you need to sign our paychecks.'

"Today's graphic is small and complicated to shield us from the truth a little while longer."

'I'm pretty sure I�m seeing you due to bad nog, but as a struggling small business owner trying to keep costs down, I�m wondering if you'd deliver these bills on your rounds?'

The Last Toilet Roll On Earth

"The woman at 911 is very snippy."

"For sale."

'What if I am blocking the doorway...It's my shop!'

Business men looking out of a window

Mood swings