Financial Turmoil Gifts

"I'm gonna ride it out!"

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

Wanna talk about it?

City Redundancies - In? Out?

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

'That's where they keep all the money I don't have anymore.'

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

"Grandma! What big medical bills you have!"

Saving Spain

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

The company's going bankrupt,you'll need to get someone in to bite my nails for me!

"Your assets will be frozen? Oh, boy, is it going to snow?"

'Our nest egg finally got rotten.'

"The economy doesn’t make me half as nervous as my kids do."

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

'Climate change seems to be a real thing... in the past, our money was sufficient till the 25th of a month. Nowadays, it's melted away on the 15th.'

Didn't know as much about the market as I thought I did.

'Our 401(k) is now a 201(k).'

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

'One question. Now that death's over and done with, do I still have to worry about taxes?'

"Right, all those in favour of a car boot sale."

"They say you're a miracle worker, so I'm wondering if you could part my sea of red ink?"

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

'Remember you asked me to turn around the business!'

Energy Bills

'Your 401 (K) went down the drain, but if it's any consolation, you can keep the commemorative cup.'

"Your money is no longer working for you. It got laid off."

"All I did was ask it if we'll ever collect Social Security and Medicare."

"Unfortunately, my holding on to tech-stocks was faith-based."