Financial Hiccup Gifts

"It's a bicycle. My dad lost our Christmas club money in Atlantic City so I won't get the rest of it until my birthday."

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

City Redundancies - In? Out?

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

Wanna talk about it?

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

"Grandma! What big medical bills you have!"

"Bad news, sir. The public isn't buying our new Pork Ala King."

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

"I'm gonna ride it out!"

The company's going bankrupt,you'll need to get someone in to bite my nails for me!

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

"The economy doesn’t make me half as nervous as my kids do."

"Your assets will be frozen? Oh, boy, is it going to snow?"

Sad businessman with sinking profits

'Our nest egg finally got rotten.'

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

'Climate change seems to be a real thing... in the past, our money was sufficient till the 25th of a month. Nowadays, it's melted away on the 15th.'

'Our 401(k) is now a 201(k).'

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

'One question. Now that death's over and done with, do I still have to worry about taxes?'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

"They say you're a miracle worker, so I'm wondering if you could part my sea of red ink?"

'Remember you asked me to turn around the business!'

'How dare you suggest that I'm running this plant into the ground.'

"Unfortunately, my holding on to tech-stocks was faith-based."

'Crisis'

"I'm sorry, Ma, but we're forced to sell the art collection."

"All I did was ask it if we'll ever collect Social Security and Medicare."