Financial Setbacks Gifts

It was bad enough being saddled with debt --- Now they're starting to apply the spurs!

Businessman in the bin.

"Wait, you're firing me?! But I was Time magazine’s Person of the Year!"

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

Peter

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

Man watches sales chart drop through the floor.

Wanna talk about it?

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

"My ship had finally come in. . . then it sank!"

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

"Bad news, sir. The public isn't buying our new Pork Ala King."

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

"Mr. Joyner, while you were out, your carefully constructed financial empire collapsed like a house of cards."

"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."

"I'm gonna ride it out!"

"Your assets will be frozen? Oh, boy, is it going to snow?"

"With the rises in fuel, food and mortgage I'm going to have to put in some overtime."

Sad businessman with sinking profits

"At least we no longer have the pressure of handling so much money."

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

'So you see, no matter how you look at it, it's all downhill.'

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

'I am a staving artist. I'm fat because all I can afford is junk food!'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."