Financial Setbacks Pillows

Businessman in the bin.

"Wait, you're firing me?! But I was Time magazine’s Person of the Year!"

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

Peter

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

Man watches sales chart drop through the floor.

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

Wanna talk about it?

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

"Bad news, sir. The public isn't buying our new Pork Ala King."

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

"My ship had finally come in. . . then it sank!"

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

"Mr. Joyner, while you were out, your carefully constructed financial empire collapsed like a house of cards."

"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."

"I'm gonna ride it out!"

"With the rises in fuel, food and mortgage I'm going to have to put in some overtime."

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

Sad businessman with sinking profits

"At least we no longer have the pressure of handling so much money."

"Your assets will be frozen? Oh, boy, is it going to snow?"

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

'So you see, no matter how you look at it, it's all downhill.'

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

'I am a staving artist. I'm fat because all I can afford is junk food!'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

'Your 401 (K) went down the drain, but if it's any consolation, you can keep the commemorative cup.'