Experiencing A Financial Setback Pillows

'Good news for people who hide their money under the mattress.'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

Peter

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

Wanna talk about it?

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

"Your assets will be frozen? Oh, boy, is it going to snow?"

A rising tide may lift all boats but I sank all my savings in beachfront properties.

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

'We don't have a mission statement. We have a survival plan.'

In Case of Emergency - Break Glass and take a BIG SWIG!

We Are All in This Together. But Some of Us Are More in It Than Others.

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

Financial life preserver

"I'm sorry, Ma, but we're forced to sell the art collection."

No Money

'She is waiting to be recovered, but financially.'

Bad case of credit crunch, I'm afraid, so we'll have to slowly introduce you to a diet of cash.

"Unfortunately, my holding on to tech-stocks was faith-based."

"Your money is no longer working for you. It got laid off."

'Your 401 (K) went down the drain, but if it's any consolation, you can keep the commemorative cup.'

Remember you predicted some 'difficulties' with my bank?

'Read an investment book that changed my life...please help.'

"Remember, son, what doesn't kill you, makes you poorer."

"When we got married, you said we'd be in the lap of luxury...but here we are, in the butt of bankruptcy!"

'I need something to wear to a bankruptcy hearing.'

"C'mon sweetie—you're only as bankrupt as you feel."