Experiencing A Financial Setback Prints

'Good news for people who hide their money under the mattress.'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

Peter

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

Wanna talk about it?

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

"Your assets will be frozen? Oh, boy, is it going to snow?"

'We don't have a mission statement. We have a survival plan.'

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

In Case of Emergency - Break Glass and take a BIG SWIG!

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

Remember you predicted some 'difficulties' with my bank?

Financial life preserver

'She is waiting to be recovered, but financially.'

'Your 401 (K) went down the drain, but if it's any consolation, you can keep the commemorative cup.'

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

"Your money is no longer working for you. It got laid off."

Bad case of credit crunch, I'm afraid, so we'll have to slowly introduce you to a diet of cash.

"Unfortunately, my holding on to tech-stocks was faith-based."

No Money

"I'm sorry, Ma, but we're forced to sell the art collection."

'Read an investment book that changed my life...please help.'

"Remember, son, what doesn't kill you, makes you poorer."

Just another life lesson son. Nothing in life is free.

"When we got married, you said we'd be in the lap of luxury...but here we are, in the butt of bankruptcy!"

"C'mon sweetie—you're only as bankrupt as you feel."

'We can't afford to be middle class anymore.'