Overcoming Financial Setbacks Pillows

'Cheer-up, buddy! I'll just betcha after bankruptcy and restructuring, your iconic snack cake will be back in that vending machine.'

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

Paper Profits Break Glass In Case of Emergency.

Peter

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

Wanna talk about it?

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

"Your assets will be frozen? Oh, boy, is it going to snow?"

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

A rising tide may lift all boats but I sank all my savings in beachfront properties.

'Yes, I am positive we'll make a loss this quarter.'

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

'We don't have a mission statement. We have a survival plan.'

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

'I am a staving artist. I'm fat because all I can afford is junk food!'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

'Your 401 (K) went down the drain, but if it's any consolation, you can keep the commemorative cup.'

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

Remember you predicted some 'difficulties' with my bank?

Bad case of credit crunch, I'm afraid, so we'll have to slowly introduce you to a diet of cash.

"Unfortunately, my holding on to tech-stocks was faith-based."

No Money

"Homeowner please help."

Financial life preserver

"I'm sorry, Ma, but we're forced to sell the art collection."

"Your money is no longer working for you. It got laid off."

'Read an investment book that changed my life...please help.'

"Remember, son, what doesn't kill you, makes you poorer."

"When we got married, you said we'd be in the lap of luxury...but here we are, in the butt of bankruptcy!"