Financial Turmoil Pillows

"I'm gonna ride it out!"

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

City Redundancies - In? Out?

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

Wanna talk about it?

'That's where they keep all the money I don't have anymore.'

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

'I'm sorry, Collin, but our Dreyfus Mid-Cap fund completely tanked, so we're going to have to let you go.'

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

"Grandma! What big medical bills you have!"

Saving Spain

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

The company's going bankrupt,you'll need to get someone in to bite my nails for me!

"The economy doesn’t make me half as nervous as my kids do."

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

'Our nest egg finally got rotten.'

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

"Your assets will be frozen? Oh, boy, is it going to snow?"

'Climate change seems to be a real thing... in the past, our money was sufficient till the 25th of a month. Nowadays, it's melted away on the 15th.'

Didn't know as much about the market as I thought I did.

'Our 401(k) is now a 201(k).'

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

'One question. Now that death's over and done with, do I still have to worry about taxes?'

"Right, all those in favour of a car boot sale."

"They say you're a miracle worker, so I'm wondering if you could part my sea of red ink?"

'Remember you asked me to turn around the business!'

"It's a bicycle. My dad lost our Christmas club money in Atlantic City so I won't get the rest of it until my birthday."

'Your 401 (K) went down the drain, but if it's any consolation, you can keep the commemorative cup.'

"Unfortunately, my holding on to tech-stocks was faith-based."

"Your money is no longer working for you. It got laid off."

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

Energy Bills