Company Financial Distress Pillows

"Begging or stealing are better options than borrowing right now."

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

'Our company has hit an iceberg and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

Peter

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

Wanna talk about it?

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

"Bad news, sir. The public isn't buying our new Pork Ala King."

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

"I'm gonna ride it out!"

"Your assets will be frozen? Oh, boy, is it going to snow?"

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

Sad businessman with sinking profits

"Actually, this is where there was a slight earth tremor."

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

'We don't have a mission statement. We have a survival plan.'

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

'And here is the effect spiraling energy costs, reduced consumer confidence and limited access to credit is having on our company.'

"Does anyone have a Plan B?"

'Remember you asked me to turn around the business!'

Financial life preserver

"Unfortunately, my holding on to tech-stocks was faith-based."

"Your money is no longer working for you. It got laid off."

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

'Your 401 (K) went down the drain, but if it's any consolation, you can keep the commemorative cup.'

'That's because they won't let you die until you pay your student loans.'

'How dare you suggest that I'm running this plant into the ground.'

'Crisis'

No Money

"I'm sorry, Ma, but we're forced to sell the art collection."