Bankruptcy Announcement Gifts

Bankruptcy? Don't be ashamed. It's as American as baseball, apple pie and deficit spending.

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'Our company has hit an iceberg and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

Joint Ventures!

'Nonsense, Harry, it's my treat. I'm filing for bankruptcy tomorrow.'

"Your company folded – that doesn't mean you have to."

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

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'How dare you accuse me of sinking this company?'

'Cards for all occasions: takeover, buyouts, mergers, flotation, bankruptcy.'

'What a wonderful day to declare chapter 13!'

"Well, the first reactions to the terrible truth are anger and sadness, but now it's time to act like men!"

"Can I dress business casual even though I lost our business?"

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Your start-up team

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

'Let me tell you why I'm here...'

'Are you sure this isn't the point in which we should stop following the invisible hand of the marketplace?'

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

'As your friend, I'd advise you to leave the country. As your accountant, I advise you to file for bankruptcy.'

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

"After the crash I wanted to shoot myself... but I could not afford the bullet."

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

'Considering my student debt, I felt it prudent to specialize in bankruptcy law,'

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

'Sometimes I wish Daddy wasn't a bankruptcy lawyer. No matter what book he reads to me, he's only interested in chapter 11.'

'What do you buy the man who has lost everything?'

'Here's where we went wrong - you applied for chapter 11, but you only qualify for chapter 6!'

"The 'Condolences on you Bankruptcy' cards are over there and the 'Congratulations on Your Tax Rebate' cards are on aisle 5. . ."

'Will that be on your store charge?'

"Hi! I am on the rails!"

"I lost everything-the business, the house, the landscape."

'That's all for now. We'll find out if our hero emerges from Chapter 11 tomorrow.'