Dealing With Bankruptcy Gifts

'How much are you currently worth? Good question, let's see. You mean, aside from the sentimental value?'

'In school red ink is bad, just like with Daddy's failed start-up.'

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

'Our company has hit an iceberg and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

Paper Profits Break Glass In Case of Emergency.

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

Joint Ventures!

"Your company folded – that doesn't mean you have to."

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'Nonsense, Harry, it's my treat. I'm filing for bankruptcy tomorrow.'

Attorney At Law: Today's special - Bankruptcy and Divorce. Two for the price of one.

'How dare you accuse me of sinking this company?'

'Cards for all occasions: takeover, buyouts, mergers, flotation, bankruptcy.'

'What a wonderful day to declare chapter 13!'

"Can I dress business casual even though I lost our business?"

Your start-up team

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

"Well, the first reactions to the terrible truth are anger and sadness, but now it's time to act like men!"

'Let me tell you why I'm here...'

'Are you sure this isn't the point in which we should stop following the invisible hand of the marketplace?'

'Considering my student debt, I felt it prudent to specialize in bankruptcy law,'

'As your friend, I'd advise you to leave the country. As your accountant, I advise you to file for bankruptcy.'

"After the crash I wanted to shoot myself... but I could not afford the bullet."

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

'Sometimes I wish Daddy wasn't a bankruptcy lawyer. No matter what book he reads to me, he's only interested in chapter 11.'

'Here's where we went wrong - you applied for chapter 11, but you only qualify for chapter 6!'

'What do you buy the man who has lost everything?'