Bankruptcy Announcement T-Shirts

Bankruptcy? Don't be ashamed. It's as American as baseball, apple pie and deficit spending.

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'Our company has hit an iceberg and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

Joint Ventures!

"Your company folded – that doesn't mean you have to."

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

'Nonsense, Harry, it's my treat. I'm filing for bankruptcy tomorrow.'

Attorney At Law: Today's special - Bankruptcy and Divorce. Two for the price of one.

'How dare you accuse me of sinking this company?'

'Cards for all occasions: takeover, buyouts, mergers, flotation, bankruptcy.'

'What a wonderful day to declare chapter 13!'

Your start-up team

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"Can I dress business casual even though I lost our business?"

"Well, the first reactions to the terrible truth are anger and sadness, but now it's time to act like men!"

'Let me tell you why I'm here...'

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

'Are you sure this isn't the point in which we should stop following the invisible hand of the marketplace?'

"After the crash I wanted to shoot myself... but I could not afford the bullet."

'As your friend, I'd advise you to leave the country. As your accountant, I advise you to file for bankruptcy.'

'Considering my student debt, I felt it prudent to specialize in bankruptcy law,'

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

'Sometimes I wish Daddy wasn't a bankruptcy lawyer. No matter what book he reads to me, he's only interested in chapter 11.'

'Here's where we went wrong - you applied for chapter 11, but you only qualify for chapter 6!'

'What do you buy the man who has lost everything?'

'Will that be on your store charge?'

'That's all for now. We'll find out if our hero emerges from Chapter 11 tomorrow.'

"Hi! I am on the rails!"

"The 'Condolences on you Bankruptcy' cards are over there and the 'Congratulations on Your Tax Rebate' cards are on aisle 5. . ."

"I had the financial world by the tail. Then it got diarrhea."