Filing Bankruptcy Gifts

'I used my tax refund to file for bankruptcy.'

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Late/Too Late.

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

'You'll be able to lead a normal life after the operation -- except, of course, for your enormous medical bills.'

In, out, shake it all about.

'Our company has hit an iceberg and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

In - Out - Pending.

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

Paper Profits Break Glass In Case of Emergency.

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

In/Out Tray.

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

Joint Ventures!

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

In and Out Box

'Nonsense, Harry, it's my treat. I'm filing for bankruptcy tomorrow.'

Cat and INOUT boxes.

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

Records?