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'I've never heard of this movie. . . it must be good 'cause there's only one copy left on the shelf, Burl.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

'We're the Meeks and we're here to see about our inheritance of the Earth.'

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

'What a bargain!'

"My husband's a lawyer. He's always losing cases."

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

'Now that I'm retired, I have time for state and national meetings, but I no longer need the information.'

'We decided to rent out the back room until the baby comes.'

"Admittedly, it is a bit of a 'fixer upper'."

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

'We have a cash flow problem too. Our problem is that your mortgage payments aren't flowing our way.'

'At least this means we won't need a coal mining search.'

'I won't lie, it can get windy here.'

Godfrey Hunting for Lodgings

'You're on the very bottom of the 'property ladder'. Or as we estate agents call it; 'the food chain'.'

'No wonder you can't relax! Seven hundred miles in one day!'

Drive safely.

Show house. 'I don't like the house. but your champagne's great.'

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

'I know it's tough starting out. Your father and I started out in a plastic bag.'