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"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Tourists in Egypt

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"I just..."

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"How soon will this be a remnant

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Summertime.

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

The Airport.

"Do kids eat free?"

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Customer Convention

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

Gulliver's other travels.

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

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'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"