Rental Seeker T-Shirts

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Tourists in Egypt

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"How soon will this be a remnant

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"I just..."

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Summertime.

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Gulliver's other travels.

The Airport.

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

"Do kids eat free?"

Customer Convention

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

Free Printer with Purchase of Ink

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."