Housing Seeker T-Shirts

Contortionist seeks housing.

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"Not to mention the park view."

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

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"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Who Let the Dawg In?

Burbank Imposes Parking Fee on RVs

Shakespeare Ave

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

"It's a terrific space, Tony—but do you think the TV will fit?"

Homeless count.

House hunting is cruel.

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

Turtle Home

'It is a huge property, originally built by a Condor: Perfect for a large family...'

"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

Early House Hunting.

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."

'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'