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'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Not to mention the park view."

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

Shakespeare Ave

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

"It's a terrific space, Tony—but do you think the TV will fit?"

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

Turtle Home

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

Homes for sale - some assembly required.

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

'And, as you can see, it is the perfect place to start a big family...'

"No wonder it was so affordable."

New Homes

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

"Full central heating and hardwood floors throughout, the flat also benefits from being close to all major transport routes."

"It's a little bit small,but it's got great cross ventilation."

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

Godfrey Hunting for Lodgings

"It's a new rent concept - fifteen minutes for a quarter."

Your dream home

"And you thought I couldn't find Hudson River views in your price range."

Frank and I are looking into moving to that new condo that went up next door

"And it's close to the subway."

'That's the sort of home I've always wanted.'

'Don't be alarmed at closing when you sign you name so many times you don't recognize your own signature.'

'The former occupants were a little rambunctios, but we'll redecorate the apartment for you.'

Tenants and Landlords - 'Are we nearly there? ...'