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The Octoplex

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Upper West Side Story

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

'Honey, I'm home.'

Shakespeare Ave

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

"It's a terrific space, Tony—but do you think the TV will fit?"

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

"Yes, 650,- euro net rent is a pretty good price and it's a very nice house... By the way, I'm talkins about this house, sir."

"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

We're looking for a house with a bigger crawl space… Realty.

"Full central heating and hardwood floors throughout, the flat also benefits from being close to all major transport routes."

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."

"It's a little bit small,but it's got great cross ventilation."

Letting agent on the phone: 'OK, so there's fungus in the bathroom - but on the plus side, it IS organic.'

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

Godfrey Hunting for Lodgings

'Look, they're slowing down.'