"Are you here about the sublet?"
Satirical Apartment Hunter T-Shirts
Celebrate the apartment adventure with our satirical t-shirts, showcasing clever, humorous designs that capture the amusing frustrations and joys of finding a new place.
"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."
'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'
Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'
Complaints at the Beehive Condo
'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'
Mouse real estate!
Shakespeare Ave
An exaggeration of estate agents
"It's a terrific space, Tony—but do you think the TV will fit?"
'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'
"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."
'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'
"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"
It looks like wood, but it's actually vinyl siding.
Oh, one door closes, another opens -- How have you been?
"Full central heating and hardwood floors throughout, the flat also benefits from being close to all major transport routes."
"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"
"It's a little bit small,but it's got great cross ventilation."
Coming Soon- Trump Circle
"Can I suggest a hoarder's house? It's perfect for a young family of rats to move in and share with the current owner..."
"I take it this is why it's called Brickview Estates."
"Grandma is included in the purchase price."
It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.
Godfrey Hunting for Lodgings
This is our proposal for your new housing development. We've chosen to call it The Meadows.
"It's a new rent concept - fifteen minutes for a quarter."
Affordable housing
'And this is the sunken living room.'
Valentines for Real Estate
"And you thought I couldn't find Hudson River views in your price range."
'It's got all the original features.'
"Well, you did say that you were just looking for something to get you started on the property ladder."
"And it's close to the subway."
When Pyromaniacs Buy A Home: 'This is a great starter home.'
Satirical Apartment Hunter T-Shirts Collection
Satirical Apartment Hunter Mugs
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Satirical Apartment Hunter Pillows
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Satirical Apartment Hunter Prints
Browse our funny and creative prints that celebrate the comedic side of apartment hunting adventures.