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Frank and I are looking into moving to that new condo that went up next door

'I'm looking for an apartment near an ATM. I always run out of money by week's end.'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."

Tenants and Landlords - 'Are we nearly there? ...'

"It's a bottomless pit of despair, washer/dryer in unit."

'The former occupants were a little rambunctios, but we'll redecorate the apartment for you.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Not to mention the park view."

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

Shakespeare Ave

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

'Honey, I'm home.'

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

"It's a terrific space, Tony—but do you think the TV will fit?"

"Yes, 650,- euro net rent is a pretty good price and it's a very nice house... By the way, I'm talkins about this house, sir."

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'It is a huge property, originally built by a Condor: Perfect for a large family...'

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

House hunting is cruel.

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

"This looks intersting. Three bedrooms, two and a half scratching posts..."

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

'And, as you can see, it is the perfect place to start a big family...'

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

"Full central heating and hardwood floors throughout, the flat also benefits from being close to all major transport routes."

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