Apartment Seeker Prints

Frank and I are looking into moving to that new condo that went up next door

'I'm looking for an apartment near an ATM. I always run out of money by week's end.'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."

Rental Agency. Yes, I want a single apartment. If I wanted to live with someone, I'd live in a togetherment!

Tenants and Landlords - 'Are we nearly there? ...'

"It's a bottomless pit of despair, washer/dryer in unit."

'The former occupants were a little rambunctios, but we'll redecorate the apartment for you.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Not to mention the park view."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

'Honey, I'm home.'

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

Shakespeare Ave

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

"It's a terrific space, Tony—but do you think the TV will fit?"

House hunting is cruel.

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'It is a huge property, originally built by a Condor: Perfect for a large family...'

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

"Yes, 650,- euro net rent is a pretty good price and it's a very nice house... By the way, I'm talkins about this house, sir."

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

"This looks intersting. Three bedrooms, two and a half scratching posts..."

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

"Full central heating and hardwood floors throughout, the flat also benefits from being close to all major transport routes."

'And, as you can see, it is the perfect place to start a big family...'