Religious Order Aficionado Gifts

"For goodness sake brother. Haven't you finished that note to the milkman yet?"

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Nun Fight.

Trappist Monk Discord

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'The highest court in the land.'

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

Pope Benedict 16th.

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, dummy!'

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

They're missing a few commandments.

"Ignore him - he hates everyone I haul in for questioning."

"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."

"It's the appendix to the Ten Commandments: The Ten Ultimatums."

"I guess ten is enough."

'Of course we cross Martin Luther off our Christmas card list!'

"Take two tablets and call me in the morning."

'I know we shouldn't have rats in the kitchen...but he's the only one who understands the H&S regulations!'

"The trustees feel the Reverend Dr. Clapsattle does not harmonize with the edifice."

'That defense lawyer was really brilliant at jury selection...just ask the defendant!'

'Don't even think of parking here!'

"Finally - a faith-based initiative I can embrace."

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

"OMG, a right wing, ultra conservative, radical religious nut."

'I remember baptising him when he was a baby, and that was the last I saw of him until he rolled in here today.'

Abimélech

Sweater Vestment.

"I'm sure that It's Sicily, Capri, Rome, Genoa and then Barcelona."

"Wouldn't it have been easier to just download them?"

Plagues