Religious Regulations Aficionado Gifts

So that's the first 10. who's up for the next 603?

Nun Fight.

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

Pope Benedict 16th.

Speeding Forklift

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

They're missing a few commandments.

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

'I just had the greatest idea! -- Let's deregulate ourselves!'

"So we are four days into the new Procurement Act. How are you feeling?"/"I am ok and everything seems to be fine, but I miss the anticipation."

"I guess ten is enough."

"It's the appendix to the Ten Commandments: The Ten Ultimatums."

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."

"For goodness sake brother. Haven't you finished that note to the milkman yet?"

'One more thing - find out if the new Securities and Exchange Commission head grants group amnesty.'

'Dodd Frank Chopper at 2 o'clock!'

Non-metric speak your weight machine

"Take two tablets and call me in the morning."

Anti-litter by-law in effect

'H&S say we can't serve you food in case you get fat...another glass of room temperature water?'

'The lobbyists' bucks stop here'

"The trustees feel the Reverend Dr. Clapsattle does not harmonize with the edifice."

"Wouldn't it have been easier to just download them?"

Plagues

Sweater Vestment.