Religious Regulations Aficionado Pillows

So that's the first 10. who's up for the next 603?

Nun Fight.

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

Pope Benedict 16th.

Speeding Forklift

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

News and Magazines. New Economic Regulations. "New economic regulations" --- What do you suppose they are? "Come to a complete stop"?

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

They're missing a few commandments.

"Hold up - I have to read the legal disclaimer."

'I just had the greatest idea! -- Let's deregulate ourselves!'

"So we are four days into the new Procurement Act. How are you feeling?"/"I am ok and everything seems to be fine, but I miss the anticipation."

"I guess ten is enough."

J. P. Morgan whale harpooned by bank regulators.

"It's the appendix to the Ten Commandments: The Ten Ultimatums."

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."

"For goodness sake brother. Haven't you finished that note to the milkman yet?"

'Dodd Frank Chopper at 2 o'clock!'

'One more thing - find out if the new Securities and Exchange Commission head grants group amnesty.'

'H&S say we can't serve you food in case you get fat...another glass of room temperature water?'

"Take two tablets and call me in the morning."

Non-metric speak your weight machine

Anti-litter by-law in effect

'The lobbyists' bucks stop here'

"The trustees feel the Reverend Dr. Clapsattle does not harmonize with the edifice."

Sweater Vestment.

Plagues

"Wouldn't it have been easier to just download them?"