Religious Rule Enthusiast Pillows

"It's the appendix to the Ten Commandments: The Ten Ultimatums."

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"What did Jesus order?"

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

The ecumenical dinner party.

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

Attila the Nun.

"Stupid HR says you can only fire them..."

"Not only should science be Bible-based, Creationism, but also math, Roman numerals!"

"Do me a favor, chief. Next time you carve something in stone have it spell checked first."

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

"You're correct, God doesn't need your tithe, but the church does."

"Oh, I know He works in mysterious ways, but if I worked that mysteriously I'd get fired."

"Great news! It's a light touch regulatory framework."

At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.

'But everybody does that stuff!'

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

'No offense, but some of these sound a little PREACHY.'

"No, we can't have a lawyer look at them first!"