Religious Rule Aficionado Pillows

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

Nun Fight.

Unto thee shall pass the executive laser pointer. Take this authority and delegate it.

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

Pope Benedict 16th.

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

They're missing a few commandments.

At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.

J. P. Morgan whale harpooned by bank regulators.

"I guess ten is enough."

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

"Hold up - I have to read the legal disclaimer."

"It's the appendix to the Ten Commandments: The Ten Ultimatums."

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."

'Of course we cross Martin Luther off our Christmas card list!'

"For goodness sake brother. Haven't you finished that note to the milkman yet?"

"Take two tablets and call me in the morning."

"Welcome to the building, Mrs. Bergdorf. We'd like to go over the condo's rules with you."

"I like things to be done my way but by somebody else."

'Okay, buddy, where's the fire?'

"The trustees feel the Reverend Dr. Clapsattle does not harmonize with the edifice."

'No, they're not the same rules they read before a boxing match.'

"Wouldn't it have been easier to just download them?"

"OMG, a right wing, ultra conservative, radical religious nut."

Sweater Vestment.

Plagues

Abimélech

'I've got a better idea. How 'bout you stop by the temple tomorrow, and WE can teach YOU how to live a life of sacrifice.'

'We're pleased to announce we're doing a government study to find out just who regulates the electric industry.'