Religious Rule Aficionado Pillows

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

Nun Fight.

Unto thee shall pass the executive laser pointer. Take this authority and delegate it.

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

Pope Benedict 16th.

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

They're missing a few commandments.

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.

"I guess ten is enough."

"It's the appendix to the Ten Commandments: The Ten Ultimatums."

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."

'Of course we cross Martin Luther off our Christmas card list!'

"For goodness sake brother. Haven't you finished that note to the milkman yet?"

"Take two tablets and call me in the morning."

"I like things to be done my way but by somebody else."

'Okay, buddy, where's the fire?'

"The trustees feel the Reverend Dr. Clapsattle does not harmonize with the edifice."

"Wouldn't it have been easier to just download them?"

Plagues

Sweater Vestment.

Abimélech

"OMG, a right wing, ultra conservative, radical religious nut."

'I've got a better idea. How 'bout you stop by the temple tomorrow, and WE can teach YOU how to live a life of sacrifice.'

'We're pleased to announce we're doing a government study to find out just who regulates the electric industry.'

"Great news! The Fed possibly confirmed that a possible rate hike is possibly possible!"