Religious Order Aficionado Prints

"For goodness sake brother. Haven't you finished that note to the milkman yet?"

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Trappist Monk Discord

Nun Fight.

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

'The highest court in the land.'

Pope Benedict 16th.

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, dummy!'

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

"Ignore him - he hates everyone I haul in for questioning."

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

They're missing a few commandments.

"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."

"It's the appendix to the Ten Commandments: The Ten Ultimatums."

"Hold up - I have to read the legal disclaimer."

"I guess ten is enough."

'Of course we cross Martin Luther off our Christmas card list!'

"Take two tablets and call me in the morning."

'It's not so bad. There's only a few rules.'

'That defense lawyer was really brilliant at jury selection...just ask the defendant!'

'Don't even think of parking here!'

'I know we shouldn't have rats in the kitchen...but he's the only one who understands the H&S regulations!'

"The trustees feel the Reverend Dr. Clapsattle does not harmonize with the edifice."

'No, they're not the same rules they read before a boxing match.'

"Wouldn't it have been easier to just download them?"

Sweater Vestment.

'I remember baptising him when he was a baby, and that was the last I saw of him until he rolled in here today.'

Plagues

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

Abimélech

"I'm sure that It's Sicily, Capri, Rome, Genoa and then Barcelona."

"Finally - a faith-based initiative I can embrace."