Religious Commentary Enthusiast Gifts

"Want to join our new movement representing catholics who aren't involved in new movements?"

"You call this a constitution?"

A surprise in heaven

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

'Please take your receipt!'

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

Gates of heaven

A woman in prayer

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Beggar tosses money to the 1%.

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'All the tellers are nuns.'

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

"I'll convert. What does the attorney general recommend?"

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

'So long as he doesn't preach what he practices.'

When The Seven Deadly Sins Come Knocking.

"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?"

Pre-nuptual Nativity

Nativity - The sitcom

'When I asked for your favourite Saint, I didn't think of someone like Michael Ballack, son.'