Religious Commentary Enthusiast Pillows

"Want to join our new movement representing catholics who aren't involved in new movements?"

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

"You call this a constitution?"

A surprise in heaven

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

'Please take your receipt!'

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

A woman in prayer

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

Gates of heaven

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Beggar tosses money to the 1%.

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

"I'll convert. What does the attorney general recommend?"

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'All the tellers are nuns.'

'So long as he doesn't preach what he practices.'

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

When The Seven Deadly Sins Come Knocking.

'When I asked for your favourite Saint, I didn't think of someone like Michael Ballack, son.'

Nativity - The sitcom