Religion Readers Gifts

"Woo! Three new followers!"

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Trappist Monk Discord

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

"What did Jesus order?"

'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

The ecumenical dinner party.

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

Holy Bible

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

Adam and Eve in Paradise

Attila the Nun.

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

"Do me a favor, chief. Next time you carve something in stone have it spell checked first."

"Not only should science be Bible-based, Creationism, but also math, Roman numerals!"

"You're correct, God doesn't need your tithe, but the church does."