Religion Books Gifts

In a library a spy reads in the mysteries section, lovers in romance novels, a monk in religion, and a space alien in sci-fi.

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"Guess who brought king cake!"

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"We only got six days of funding."

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Moses separating his Laundry.

Moses on the web

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

The Dorrie Decimal System

Priest's 'To do' list.

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'