Religion Books Pillows

In a library a spy reads in the mysteries section, lovers in romance novels, a monk in religion, and a space alien in sci-fi.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"We only got six days of funding."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

Moses on the web

The Dorrie Decimal System

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"