Study Of Religion Pillows

"He's been walking around with that sign like there's no tomorrow."

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"Well, we needed the rain."

'Yes, all at once!'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

The World's Biggest Book Club

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

How world war III started.

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

Hot cross buns

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

The Ten Really Cool Facts

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

Tragically Moses didn't see the eleventh commandment.

Finger puppets in church.

"And on the fourth day god finished the work that he had done and he rested. . ."

"Are these the Top Ten Commandments?"

BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY

'Well if you don't want the apple, can I tempt you with this?'

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

"Hey, I'll download them to my tablet too."

"If God had intended us to fly in jets, He would have seen to it that the Wright Brothers invented jets."

"He changed water into wine!"

"Is there a God?"

Monk Graffiti

"Anyway, it turned out that god was a ruddy algorithm after all!"

Oh, @#$%, is that

95 Theses That Will Blow Your Mind!

Terms and conditions on the mount

"Honey! A Jewish starfish!"