Study Of Religion Pillows

"He's been walking around with that sign like there's no tomorrow."

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

'Yes, all at once!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

"It's cool – God told us to!"

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

How world war III started.

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

Hot cross buns

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

The Ten Really Cool Facts

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

Tragically Moses didn't see the eleventh commandment.

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

"Are these the Top Ten Commandments?"

Finger puppets in church.

"And on the fourth day god finished the work that he had done and he rested. . ."

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'Well if you don't want the apple, can I tempt you with this?'

"Hey, I'll download them to my tablet too."

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

95 Theses That Will Blow Your Mind!

"Is there a God?"

"Anyway, it turned out that god was a ruddy algorithm after all!"

"Honey! A Jewish starfish!"

Terms and conditions on the mount

"Not another religious conflict... I've still got last year's."

"If God had intended us to fly in jets, He would have seen to it that the Wright Brothers invented jets."

"He changed water into wine!"