Hey, I heard that "control freak" wisecrack.
Religious Studies Reader Gifts
Looking for a gift for a religious studies reader? Discover a range of witty and insightful products that honor their love for theology, philosophy, and spiritual exploration. Perfect for academics, students, or anyone captivated by religious texts and ideas, these gifts add a dash of humor and personality to their study sessions or reading time. From clever mugs to inspiring prints, find something that resonates with their quest for understanding and appreciation of faith and philosophy.
"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."
"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."
"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"
You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?
"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."
"Well, we needed the rain."
'Yes, all at once!'
"It's cool – God told us to!"
Trappist Monk Discord
'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'
A surprise in heaven
"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"
"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"
'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'
"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"
'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'
"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."
The World's Biggest Book Club
Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank
"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."
How world war III started.
'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'
"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"
Moses Today. Due to the sensitive nature of this matter, my source wishes to remain anonymous.
'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'
"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."
"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"
"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."
'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'
'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'
Hot cross buns
"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"
'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).
The ten ammendments
Religious Studies Reader Gifts Collection
Religious Studies Reader Mugs
Explore our range of mugs perfect for religious studies lovers. From witty quotes to inspiring messages, find the ideal coffee companion for their scholarly pursuits.
Religious Studies Reader Pillows
Add a touch of faith-inspired comfort with pillows designed for the religious studies enthusiast. Perfect for study nooks or living rooms.
Religious Studies Reader Prints
Browse our collection of prints for those captivated by religious texts and ideas. Ideal for decorating their study space with meaningful art.
Religious Studies Reader T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that showcase their passion for religious studies. Clever, inspiring, and fun designs make these shirts a perfect addition to their wardrobe.