Religious Studies Reader Mugs

Hey, I heard that "control freak" wisecrack.

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"Well, we needed the rain."

'Yes, all at once!'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

Trappist Monk Discord

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

A surprise in heaven

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

The World's Biggest Book Club

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."

How world war III started.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

Moses Today. Due to the sensitive nature of this matter, my source wishes to remain anonymous.

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."

'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

Hot cross buns

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

The ten ammendments