Relaxed Lawn Mower Gifts

"I'm doing what the sign says."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Trivia/Great Literature.

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

"Just the slippers is fine!"

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

Living next door to area 51

God builds the first lawn mower.

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

'They say pot makes you less motivated, but I've already been to Taco Bell eleven times today.'

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

Mr. Clean Enough

".. Did you by any chance notice a Gallstone pop over in this direction?"

'He doesn't like to catch anything - He just fishes for the exercise!'

'This babbling brook reminds me I should probably call my wife.'

"Smoke two joints and call me in the afternoon."

"Stay tuned to 6, the channel to snooze by."

"I have a low-cost project you can which you can involve yourself with."

Sloth on a hammock.

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

'Relax, there are thousands of us working today: Nobody will notice that the two of us are slacking off...'

Hammock resting on books.