Relaxed Lawn Mower T-Shirts

"I'm doing what the sign says."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

"Just the slippers is fine!"

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

Trivia/Great Literature.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

God builds the first lawn mower.

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

Mr. Clean Enough

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

'He doesn't like to catch anything - He just fishes for the exercise!'

"Smoke two joints and call me in the afternoon."

"I have a low-cost project you can which you can involve yourself with."

Sloth on a hammock.

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

"Stay tuned to 6, the channel to snooze by."

'This babbling brook reminds me I should probably call my wife.'

'Relax, there are thousands of us working today: Nobody will notice that the two of us are slacking off...'

Hammock resting on books.

'Which is the deep end?'