Relationship Philosophers Pillows

Yin And Yang break up

'Just remember...if we get married, we're gonna have four parents!'

"I'm going to miss you too, honey."

"You were the one, but now I need another one."

"OK, I never look at you anymore, but I can see you perfectly in my peripheral vision."

"Don't try to explain the nipples - Just go."

Go ahead and leave, but you'll come back. You always come back.

"I just think it's worth questioning -- are we mating for life because we want to, or because we've been socialized by all those nature documentaries?"

What Guys Say and What They Mean,

'We got married in a fever, and divorced in convulsions.'

'I know the divorce was a amicable, but shouldn't one of us have moved on by now?'

"I've got what it takes to take what you've got."

We never did see eye to eye on anything...

In the Guru District

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Life is for the birds.

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"You do like octopus?"

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con