Relationship Milestone Gifts

"I miss you too, honey. Now put the dog on."

"Know what I think?"

'He said I'm a horse's ass.'

"That will be perfect. We have a lot to talk about."

"And furthermore, I don't like the way you argue!"

'You're not listening to me!'

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

Putting it Mildly...

The Endless Tunnel of Love

'We still have a few minor issues to work out: I want a huge wedding and he wants to be single.'

'Well? - Now that we've learned to talk, aren't you going to admit that you were wrong?'

"I lied when I told you I shave my head."

Mixed Marriage: Downhill Racer.

'And that, in a nutshell, is why men don't understand women.'

'Have I ever told you how beautiful you are when you agree with me?'

"Believe me, you're just thinking about it too much."

Tunnel of Love - Tunnel of Loathe.

"Well if it doesn't matter who's right and who's wrong, why don't I be right and you be wrong?"

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

'No, I don't remember asking you to move in with me. Not only that, I don't remember who you are!'

"OK, but I'll have to run it by my husband."

"Well, we finally talked about the elephant in this room."

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

'How to speak Woman.'

'Look, I know I'm just the bread, but I feel like you guys aren't being emotionally honest with each other and it's going to cause problems down the road.'

"I thought we swore never to go to bed angry."

Couples' therapy

'Do you have anything for the 7 year itch?'

'I like you, Abigail, but I'm feeling too much pressure in this relationship!'

"Nick, are you listening or just buffering again?"

'My communication skills begin when yours end...'

Maid Marion to Robin Hood: 'With you it's all take, take, take... give, give, give...'

"Candice, your eyes are like two crystal-blue pools of habitual judgment."

Couple sharing earbuds.

Video Shop, "His, hers, unhappy compromise."