Serious Relationship Milestone Gifts

Ron began to feel that Gina was taking their relationship a bit too seriously.

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"You've changed."

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

Romance

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

Couples' therapy

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

"Happy anniversary, dear… 'happy wife, happy life!'" "That's because nothing rhymes with 'happy husband.'"

"I recommend that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life."

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

Always Compatible

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

'Has Oprah ever been married?'